DEVASTATION AT THE RESERVATION
Sat. May 11, 2002:
In the ring Looney Lane, new manager for UPW tag team champions the Ballard Brothers, came out to apologize for her team not being at the show. She was interrupted by Savvy, manager for the Urban Outlaws. Words were exchanged. Savvy slapped Looney. Looney smashed Savvy’s face into the mat. The Urban Outlaws charged from the back, grabbed Looney and held her while Savvy regained her composure, rearranged her hair, and stomped Looney Lane. And finally Mike Knox hit Looney with a running clothesline that left Looney Lane sprawled on the mat amidst her scattered red hair ribbons. Which brought us to the next event…
GOLD RUSH
Wed. May 8, 2002:
Ballard Brothers vs. Evolution (Champions) with Looney Lane
The Ballards were the first team in the ring when announcer John Ian was interrupted by the Urban Outlaws and Savvy demanding that they be a part of any tag team title match. The Outlaw’s demands quickly escalated into a brawl with the Ballards. But when Savvy went up a ring post for some sort of dive Looney Lane hit the ropes on the run knocking Savvy off her perch, followed by Evolution charging the ring and the Outlaws. The Ballards quietly slipped into the pit to recover while Evolution cleared the ring of intruders. Both the Ballards and Evolution displayed their talent for precisely timed maneuvers, with the Ballards adding a touch of deviousness. It was one of the latter moves that nearly cost the Ballards the match when Shannon swung a hockey stick at Nova, who ducked leaving Shane to take the hit. Looney immediately jumped up on the ring apron shouting and pulling the referee away to protest the foul at precisely the moment when Nova covered to fallen Shane Ballard thus inadvertently saving the Canadians. Nova and Frankie took Shane up a ring post for their spectacular “Revolution” finisher but Shannon managed to break it up. Then when Frankie went for one of his springboard moves off the ropes Shannon’s perfectly timed dropkick sent “The Future” over the top headfirst into the pit. That left Nova alone with both Ballards who finished him with a front legsweep that smashed his face to the mat where Shannon rolled him up for the pin while Shane slid out under the ropes to block Frankie and Looney from interfering. To the amazement of the fans, new champions were crowned!
Winners: Ballard Brothers
LOCKED AND LOADED
Wed. March 13, 2002:
Looney Lane came out to tell the fans that there was no competition in the UPW women's division. But that comment drew Savvy out from the back with a very different opinion. Unladylike words were exchanged. Then slaps and then suddenly hair was being pulled, the two women's bodies got tangled up and went rolling around the mat, the male fans were shouting for more, red hair ribbons scattered across the ring. And then the referees came charging out and hauled the two wriggling women back behind the curtains.
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